EWG's Tap Water Database: What's in Your Drinking Water? (2024)

Table of Contents
Utility Details Contaminants Detected What To Do Looking for a countertop water filter? Find out which filters earned EWG's recommendation Contaminants Detected Arsenic* Arsenic Arsenic was found at 769 times above EWG's Health Guideline. Health Risks Pollution Sources Filtering Options Bromochloroacetic acid Bromochloroacetic acid Bromochloroacetic acid was found at 8.3 times above EWG's Health Guideline. Health Risks Pollution Sources Filtering Options Bromodichloromethane Bromodichloromethane Bromodichloromethane was found at 26 times above EWG's Health Guideline. Health Risks Pollution Sources Filtering Options Bromoform Bromoform Bromoform was found at 3.8 times above EWG's Health Guideline. Health Risks Pollution Sources Filtering Options Dibromoacetic acid Dibromoacetic acid Dibromoacetic acid was found at 13 times above EWG's Health Guideline. Health Risks Pollution Sources Filtering Options Dibromochloromethane Dibromochloromethane Dibromochloromethane was found at 26 times above EWG's Health Guideline. Health Risks Pollution Sources Filtering Options Haloacetic acids (HAA5)† Haloacetic acids (HAA5) Haloacetic acids (HAA5) was found at 5.3 times above EWG's Health Guideline. Health Risks Pollution Sources Filtering Options Radium, combined (-226 & -228) Radium, combined (-226 & -228) Radium, combined (-226 & -228) was found at 8.5 times above EWG's Health Guideline. Health Risks Pollution Sources Filtering Options Total trihalomethanes (TTHMs)† Total trihalomethanes (TTHMs) Total trihalomethanes (TTHMs) was found at 40 times above EWG's Health Guideline. Health Risks Pollution Sources Filtering Options Other Contaminants Tested Harris County Municipal Utility District 354 compliance with legally mandated federal standards: Water Filters That Can Reduce Contaminant Levels Take Action Contact Your Local Official Filter Out Contaminants Get the guide FAQs

EWG's drinking water quality report showsresults of tests conducted by the water utility and provided to the Environmental Working Group by the Texas Commission on Environmental Quality, as well asinformation from the U.S. EPA Enforcement and Compliance History database (ECHO). For the latest quarter assessed by the U.S. EPA (January 2021 - March 2021), tap water provided by this water utility was in compliance with federal health-based drinking water standards.

Utility Details

  • Harris County, Texas
  • Serves: 6,939
  • Data available: 2014-2019
  • Source: Purchased groundwater

Contaminants Detected

9

EXCEED
EWG HEALTH
GUIDELINES

17 Total Contaminants

  • Legal does not necessarily equal safe. Getting a passing grade from the federal government does not mean the water meets the latest health guidelines.
  • Legal limits for contaminants in tap water have not been updated in almost 20 years.
  • The best way to ensure clean tap water is to keep pollution out of source water in the first place.

What To Do

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Contaminants Detected

Arsenic*

Potential Effect: cancer769x EWG'S HEALTH GUIDELINE

THIS UTILITY3.08 ppb

EWG HEALTH GUIDELINE0.004 ppb

LEGAL LIMIT10 ppb

DETAILS

X

Arsenic

more aboutthis contaminant

Arsenic is a potent carcinogen and common contaminant in drinking water. Arsenic causes thousands of cases of cancer each year in the U.S. Click here to read more about arsenic.

Arsenic was found at 769 times above EWG's Health Guideline.

EWG Health Guideline

0.004 ppb or less

This Utility

3.08 ppb

Legal Limit

10 ppb

National Average

0.647 ppb

State Average

1.03 ppb

The state and national averages were calculated using the averages of the contaminant measurements for each utility in 2017-2019.
ppb = parts per billion

Health Risks

The EWG Health Guideline of 0.004 ppb for arsenic was defined by the California Office of Environmental Health Hazard Assessment as a public health goal, the level of a drinking water contaminant that does not pose a significant health risk. This health guideline protects against cancer.

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Pollution Sources

EWG's Tap Water Database: What's in Your Drinking Water? (1)

Agriculture

EWG's Tap Water Database: What's in Your Drinking Water? (2)

Industry

EWG's Tap Water Database: What's in Your Drinking Water? (3)

Naturally Occurring

Filtering Options

EWG's Tap Water Database: What's in Your Drinking Water? (4)

Reverse Osmosis

EWG's Tap Water Database: What's in Your Drinking Water? (5)

Ion Exchange

Bromochloroacetic acid

Potential Effect: 8.3x EWG'S HEALTH GUIDELINE

THIS UTILITY0.167 ppb

EWG HEALTH GUIDELINE0.02 ppb

NO LEGAL LIMIT

DETAILS

X

Bromochloroacetic acid

more aboutthis contaminant

Bromochloroacetic acid is formed when chlorine or other disinfectants are used to treat drinking water. Bromochloroacetic acid and other disinfection byproducts increase the risk of cancer and may cause problems during pregnancy.

Bromochloroacetic acid was found at 8.3 times above EWG's Health Guideline.

EWG Health Guideline

0.02 ppb or less

This Utility

0.167 ppb

National Average

3.16 ppb

State Average

4.18 ppb

NO LEGAL LIMIT

The state and national averages were calculated using the averages of the contaminant measurements for each utility in 2017-2019.
ppb = parts per billion

Health Risks

The EWG Health Guideline of 0.02 ppb for bromochloroacetic acid was defined in a peer-reviewed scientific study by EWG and represents a on-in-a-million lifetime cancer risk level. This health guideline protects against cancer.

VIEW MORE TESTING DATA

Pollution Sources

EWG's Tap Water Database: What's in Your Drinking Water? (6)

Treatment Byproducts

Filtering Options

Bromodichloromethane

Potential Effect: cancer26x EWG'S HEALTH GUIDELINE

THIS UTILITY1.53 ppb

EWG HEALTH GUIDELINE0.06 ppb

NO LEGAL LIMIT

DETAILS

X

Bromodichloromethane

more aboutthis contaminant

Bromodichloromethane, one of the total trihalomethanes (TTHMs), is formed when chlorine or other disinfectants are used to treat drinking water. Bromodichloromethane and other disinfection byproducts increase the risk of cancer and may cause problems during pregnancy. Click here to read more about disinfection byproducts.

Bromodichloromethane was found at 26 times above EWG's Health Guideline.

EWG Health Guideline

0.06 ppb or less

This Utility

1.53 ppb

National Average

5.79 ppb

State Average

7.02 ppb

NO LEGAL LIMIT

The state and national averages were calculated using the averages of the contaminant measurements for each utility in 2017-2019.
ppb = parts per billion

Health Risks

The EWG Health Guideline of 0.06 ppb for bromodichloromethane was proposed in 2018 by the California Office of Environmental Health Hazard Assessment as a one-in-a-million lifetime risk of cancer. Values greater than one-in-a-million cancer risk level can result in increased cancer cases above one in a million people.

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Pollution Sources

EWG's Tap Water Database: What's in Your Drinking Water? (9)

Treatment Byproducts

Filtering Options

EWG's Tap Water Database: What's in Your Drinking Water? (10)

Activated Carbon

EWG's Tap Water Database: What's in Your Drinking Water? (11)

Reverse Osmosis

Bromoform

Potential Effect: cancer3.8x EWG'S HEALTH GUIDELINE

THIS UTILITY1.88 ppb

EWG HEALTH GUIDELINE0.5 ppb

NO LEGAL LIMIT

DETAILS

X

Bromoform

more aboutthis contaminant

Bromoform, one of the total trihalomethanes (TTHMs), is formed when chlorine or other disinfectants are used to treat drinking water. Bromoform and other disinfection byproducts increase the risk of cancer and may cause problems during pregnancy. Click here to read more about disinfection byproducts.

Bromoform was found at 3.8 times above EWG's Health Guideline.

EWG Health Guideline

0.5 ppb or less

This Utility

1.88 ppb

National Average

1.32 ppb

State Average

3.19 ppb

NO LEGAL LIMIT

The state and national averages were calculated using the averages of the contaminant measurements for each utility in 2017-2019.
ppb = parts per billion

Health Risks

The EWG Health Guideline of 0.5 ppb for bromoform was proposed in 2018 by the California Office of Environmental Health Hazard Assessment as a one-in-a-million lifetime risk of cancer. Values greater than one-in-a-million cancer risk level can result in increased cancer cases above one in a million people.

VIEW MORE TESTING DATA

Pollution Sources

EWG's Tap Water Database: What's in Your Drinking Water? (12)

Treatment Byproducts

Filtering Options

EWG's Tap Water Database: What's in Your Drinking Water? (13)

Activated Carbon

EWG's Tap Water Database: What's in Your Drinking Water? (14)

Reverse Osmosis

Dibromoacetic acid

Potential Effect: 13x EWG'S HEALTH GUIDELINE

THIS UTILITY0.533 ppb

EWG HEALTH GUIDELINE0.04 ppb

NO LEGAL LIMIT

DETAILS

X

Dibromoacetic acid

more aboutthis contaminant

Dibromoacetic acid, one of the group of five haloacetic acids regulated by federal standards, is formed when chlorine or other disinfectants are used to treat drinking water. Haloacetic acids and other disinfection byproducts increase the risk of cancer and may cause problems during pregnancy. Click here to read more about disinfection byproducts.

Dibromoacetic acid was found at 13 times above EWG's Health Guideline.

EWG Health Guideline

0.04 ppb or less

This Utility

0.533 ppb

National Average

1.1 ppb

State Average

2.62 ppb

NO LEGAL LIMIT

The state and national averages were calculated using the averages of the contaminant measurements for each utility in 2017-2019.
ppb = parts per billion

Health Risks

The EWG Health Guideline of 0.04 ppb for dibromoacetic acid was defined in a peer-reviewed scientific study by EWG and represents a on-in-a-million lifetime cancer risk level. This health guideline protects against cancer.

VIEW MORE TESTING DATA

Pollution Sources

EWG's Tap Water Database: What's in Your Drinking Water? (15)

Treatment Byproducts

Filtering Options

EWG's Tap Water Database: What's in Your Drinking Water? (16)

Activated Carbon

EWG's Tap Water Database: What's in Your Drinking Water? (17)

Reverse Osmosis

Dibromochloromethane

Potential Effect: cancer26x EWG'S HEALTH GUIDELINE

THIS UTILITY2.63 ppb

EWG HEALTH GUIDELINE0.1 ppb

NO LEGAL LIMIT

DETAILS

X

Dibromochloromethane

more aboutthis contaminant

Dibromochloromethane, one of the total trihalomethanes (TTHMs), is formed when chlorine or other disinfectants are used to treat drinking water. Dibromochloromethane and other disinfection byproducts increase the risk of cancer and may cause problems during pregnancy. Click here to read more about disinfection byproducts.

Dibromochloromethane was found at 26 times above EWG's Health Guideline.

EWG Health Guideline

0.1 ppb or less

This Utility

2.63 ppb

National Average

3.29 ppb

State Average

5.82 ppb

NO LEGAL LIMIT

The state and national averages were calculated using the averages of the contaminant measurements for each utility in 2017-2019.
ppb = parts per billion

Health Risks

The EWG Health Guideline of 0.1 ppb for dibromochloromethane was proposed in 2018 by the California Office of Environmental Health Hazard Assessment as a one-in-a-million lifetime risk of cancer. Values greater than one-in-a-million cancer risk level can result in increased cancer cases above one in a million people.

VIEW MORE TESTING DATA

Pollution Sources

EWG's Tap Water Database: What's in Your Drinking Water? (18)

Treatment Byproducts

Filtering Options

EWG's Tap Water Database: What's in Your Drinking Water? (19)

Activated Carbon

EWG's Tap Water Database: What's in Your Drinking Water? (20)

Reverse Osmosis

Haloacetic acids (HAA5)†

Potential Effect: cancer5.3x EWG'S HEALTH GUIDELINE

THIS UTILITY0.533 ppb

EWG HEALTH GUIDELINE0.1 ppb

LEGAL LIMIT60 ppb

DETAILS

X

Haloacetic acids (HAA5)

more aboutthis contaminant

Haloacetic acids are formed when disinfectants such as chlorine are added to tap water. The group of five haloacetic acids regulated by federal standards includes monochloroacetic acid, dichloroacetic acid, trichloroacetic acid, monobromoacetic acid and dibromoacetic acid.

Haloacetic acids (HAA5) was found at 5.3 times above EWG's Health Guideline.

EWG Health Guideline

0.1 ppb or less

This Utility

0.533 ppb

Legal Limit

60 ppb

National Average

17.1 ppb

State Average

14.4 ppb

The state and national averages were calculated using the averages of the contaminant measurements for each utility in 2017-2019.
ppb = parts per billion

Health Risks

The EWG Health Guideline of 0.1 ppb for the group of five haloacetic acids, or HAA5, was defined in a peer-reviewed scientific study by EWG and represents a one-in-a-million lifetime cancer risk level. This health guideline protects against cancer.

VIEW MORE TESTING DATA

Pollution Sources

EWG's Tap Water Database: What's in Your Drinking Water? (21)

Treatment Byproducts

Filtering Options

EWG's Tap Water Database: What's in Your Drinking Water? (22)

Activated Carbon

EWG's Tap Water Database: What's in Your Drinking Water? (23)

Reverse Osmosis

Radium, combined (-226 & -228)

Potential Effect: cancer8.5x EWG'S HEALTH GUIDELINE

THIS UTILITY0.43 pCi/L

EWG HEALTH GUIDELINE0.05 pCi/L

LEGAL LIMIT5 pCi/L

DETAILS

X

Radium, combined (-226 & -228)

more aboutthis contaminant

Radium is a radioactive element that causes bone cancer and other cancers. It can occur naturally in groundwater, and oil and gas extraction activities such as hydraulic fracturing can elevate concentrations.

Radium, combined (-226 & -228) was found at 8.5 times above EWG's Health Guideline.

EWG Health Guideline

0.05 pCi/L or less

This Utility

0.43 pCi/L

Legal Limit

5 pCi/L

National Average

0.46 pCi/L

State Average

0.55 pCi/L

The state and national averages were calculated using the averages of the contaminant measurements for each utility in 2014-2019.
pCi/L = picocuries per liter

Health Risks

EWG applied the health guideline of 0.05 pCi/L, defined by the California Office of Environmental Health Hazard Assessment as a public health goal for radium-226, to radium-226 and radium-228 combined. This health guideline protects against cancer.

VIEW MORE TESTING DATA

Pollution Sources

EWG's Tap Water Database: What's in Your Drinking Water? (24)

Industry

EWG's Tap Water Database: What's in Your Drinking Water? (25)

Naturally Occurring

Filtering Options

EWG's Tap Water Database: What's in Your Drinking Water? (26)

Reverse Osmosis

EWG's Tap Water Database: What's in Your Drinking Water? (27)

Ion Exchange

Total trihalomethanes (TTHMs)†

Potential Effect: cancer40x EWG'S HEALTH GUIDELINE

THIS UTILITY6.05 ppb

EWG HEALTH GUIDELINE0.15 ppb

LEGAL LIMIT80 ppb

DETAILS

X

Total trihalomethanes (TTHMs)

more aboutthis contaminant

Trihalomethanes are cancer-causing contaminants that form during water treatment with chlorine and other disinfectants. The total trihalomethanes group includes four chemicals: chloroform, bromodichloromethane, dibromochloromethane and bromoform.

Total trihalomethanes (TTHMs) was found at 40 times above EWG's Health Guideline.

EWG Health Guideline

0.15 ppb or less

This Utility

6.05 ppb

Legal Limit

80 ppb

National Average

29.7 ppb

State Average

27.3 ppb

The state and national averages were calculated using the averages of the contaminant measurements for each utility in 2017-2019.
ppb = parts per billion

Health Risks

The health guideline of 0.15 parts per billion, or ppb, for the group of four trihalomethanes, or THM4/TTHM, was defined in a peer-reviewed scientific study by EWG and represents a one-in-one-million lifetime cancer risk level.

VIEW MORE TESTING DATA

Pollution Sources

EWG's Tap Water Database: What's in Your Drinking Water? (28)

Treatment Byproducts

Filtering Options

EWG's Tap Water Database: What's in Your Drinking Water? (29)

Activated Carbon

EWG's Tap Water Database: What's in Your Drinking Water? (30)

Reverse Osmosis

Includes chemicals detected in 2017-2019 for which annual utility averages exceeded an EWG-selected health guideline established by a federal or state public health authority; radiological contaminants detected between 2014 and 2019.

*This water utility buys or otherwise receives some or all of its finished water from Harris County MUD 358. Tap water results marked with an * are from the supplying utility.

† HAA5 is a contaminant group that includes monochloroacetic acid, dichloroacetic acid, trichloroacetic acid, monobromoacetic acid and dibromoacetic acid. HAA9 is a contaminant group that includes the chemicals in HAA5 and bromochloroacetic acid, bromodichloroacetic acid, chlorodibromoacetic acid and tribromoacetic acid. TTHM is a contaminant group that includes bromodichloromethane, bromoform, chloroform and dibromochloromethane.

    Other Contaminants Tested

    Chemicals tested for but not detected from 2014 to 2019:

    Chloroform , Combined uranium , Dalapon , Dichloroacetic acid , Monobromoacetic acid , Monochloroacetic acid , Nitrite , Trichloroacetic acid

    Harris County Municipal Utility District 354 compliance with legally mandated federal standards:

    • From April 2019 to March 2021, Harris County Municipal Utility District 354complied with health-based drinking water standards.

    Information in this section on Harris County Municipal Utility District 354 comes from the U.S. EPA Enforcement and Compliance History Online database (ECHO).

    LEARN MORE ABOUT THIS UTILITY

    Water Filters That Can Reduce Contaminant Levels

    ContaminantActivated CarbonEWG's Tap Water Database: What's in Your Drinking Water? (31)Reverse OsmosisEWG's Tap Water Database: What's in Your Drinking Water? (32)Ion ExchangeEWG's Tap Water Database: What's in Your Drinking Water? (33)
    CONTAMINANTS ABOVE
    HEALTH GUIDELINES
    Arsenic
    Bromochloroacetic acid
    Bromodichloromethane
    Bromoform
    Dibromoacetic acid
    Dibromochloromethane
    Haloacetic acids (HAA5)
    Radium, combined (-226 & -228)
    Total trihalomethanes (TTHMs)
    OTHER CONTAMINANTS
    DETECTED
    Barium
    Chloroform
    Chromium (total)
    Fluoride
    Manganese
    Nitrate
    Nitrate & nitrite
    Selenium

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